And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and you are yours.

You.

Hey, good day to you and you.

You know who you are.

And you and you, all of you.

Good day to all freaking out there.

Now, great news, everybody.

Great news.

The New World Screw Worm.

You might not know what that is.

Well, guess what?

It is officially now in the United States.

So what is the New World Screw Worm?

Well, it used to be the nickname for my penis.

But no, a screw worm is a flesh-eating parasite that usually targets cows.

But a guy who may or may not look like a cow visited Central America and brought it back to the

good old US of A. Very cool. Now, he's not the first person to contract the parasite, of course.

A deprecogni, he suffered weekly migraines. Well, the cause, he had multiple tapeworms and his brain. Turns out that he ate undercooked bacon. Side note, the next time they ask you, would you like it, Krispy? Just say yes. Then there's the Florida woman who went on her honeymoon and got back to Florida with an itchy groin. What was the problem? Oh, it was just a maggot. That had embedded itself in her upper thigh. And then there's the man with the itchy eye. As a result of a dozen fly larvas squirming around. Now, speaking of eyes, a guy of Vietnam, he had a three-inch chopstick stuck behind his eyeball. He didn't notice it for three weeks. So I know you're asking yourself, how do you not notice a chopstick in your eye for three weeks? Well, I don't know. But it's probably the same way a guy in Tanzania did not notice a knife blade and his chest for eight years. But let's face it, things happen. And today we want to talk about those times that maybe a foreign object,

living or not, ended up on inside of you or someone you know, or maybe he just went somewhere

didn't really feel too good afterwards. And you kind of had to think back to how did this

happen to me before the doctors told you what the problem was. And that's what today's question

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