Ted Gets Grabby
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 24 September 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Well, it's better or worse when you finally gave something a try. A couple of other comments here, guys. Meth. Worst experience I've ever had in my life. Good. So glad I was one of the ones that got hooked on that ass. It was terrible. But I liked that they gave it a try. Yeah, that's not something that I'd want to just try. Like, you know what I'm going to do Friday night? I'm going to try some meth. I mean, you know, I have no interest |
| 0:23.0 | to try it, but we'm going to try some meth. |
| 0:21.4 | I mean, you know, I have no interest to try it. But we tried Oxis years ago. Not for me. No, no, me. But no, I know. I mean, everything I'd heard, they were great. How long did it take us to walk into the bar that day? I don't know. It took forever. and then watch you try to pull or use the cigarette machine was like... So most of relaxing Ted. I wasn't aware of how much it relaxed your muscles. I wasn't either. I did not like that. No. It was like watching a child try to throw a ball for the first time. You know, they just have no idea what they're doing. Did you come out and get us? Yeah. |
| 0:54.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:11.0 | Because I was, where I was sitting in the bar, I could see you two. And then finally I just opened the door, you know what me? You know what in the hell is going on? Uh, duh. And then when you got sat down, you're like, well, we took this. I was like, all right. You know what I mean? there's a reason behind it, |
| 1:11.8 | but originally I just thought you were being idiots. |
| 1:12.6 | I was like, |
| 1:13.1 | are they messing with me? |
| 1:14.3 | Nah, |
| 1:14.6 | we gave it. well we took this and it's like all right you know what I mean there's a reason behind it but |
| 1:11.2 | originally I just thought you were being idiots I was like are they messing with me now we gave |
| 1:14.9 | oxies a run and it's like ooh it's not for me no that's I mean I've only tried opiates when I'm |
| 1:19.8 | like had uh like a surgery or something right and like again it would make me super itchy |
| 1:26.1 | and just I was like this yeah I got a handful |
| 1:28.9 | downstairs you got what I got a handful downstairs what if opiates yeah for what |
| 1:35.6 | somebody's gonna be in recovery here so oh yeah pick up a scrimp it did you really would you |
| 1:42.6 | get like Parkinson or something no I just I just, I just, oxies. |
| 1:45.4 | Well, that's a, that was, well. I would rather have anything other than oxes. That's the last time I'm out of surgery. The first thing I didn't want to give your oxies, and I said, man, look, give me anything other than oxies. And it ended up taking longer, because they just have them, you know what? and they rained out of the sky. |
| 2:00.0 | So they ended up giving me Perkisset. |
| 2:02.4 | Okay. |
| 2:02.8 | And I was like fun. |
| 2:03.5 | And I ended up, uh a percissette. |
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