Ted Faces An Old Favorite

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Ted vs the FCC

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Time for a few birthdays from the mid, brought to you by Min's Room Roasted Red Salasso from Sam Juan Salsica.
0:08.1	Different spots of leaves.
0:10.7	Hey, guys.
0:11.2	That includes you, Phil College.
0:12.7	Smoggy McRaefer here.
0:13.8	Well, I do declare it's my daughter, Serenity's birthday today.
0:17.7	She's 13.
0:19.3	The teen regimen begins, but I'm not so worried.
0:22.3	My daughter, aka a little bit, sweetest girl in the world, and I'm so down proud to be
0:26.0	your dad.
0:26.8	Hope Mom and Mommy's girlfriend, and I can give you the best birthday today yet.
0:30.9	Could you get an introduction to the teen years from Coach Ted and some dad jokes?
0:35.3	Love you guys so much, and rock on.
0:38.3	There we go. All much, and rock on. Let's see.
0:39.0	There we go.
0:40.5	All right, you're 13.
0:41.8	Honest, going to be honest with you, kid.
0:43.0	The next few years are going to be rough, all right?
0:44.6	There'll be highs and lows.
0:46.0	Being a teenager kind of sucks sometimes, though.
0:48.5	All right, some people are going to be mean to you.
0:50.4	Ten years from now, you won't care.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Audacy, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Audacy and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.