Tech Troubles, AI Scams & a Birthday Cake Surprise
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 March 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show is what happens when modern technology, questionable decisions, and birthday energy all collide into one beautifully chaotic comedy podcast.
We kick things off with a painfully relatable struggle: trying to watch a baseball game in 2026. Sounds simple, right? WRONG. Between blackout rules, apps that make zero sense, and enough subscription tiers to require a spreadsheet, even the most determined fans are left wondering if it’s easier to just… give up and listen on the radio like it’s 1952. And yes, this includes a full breakdown of trying to help an 82-year-old navigate it. Spoiler: nobody wins.
Then we pivot into one of the wildest stories of the day—a guy who used AI to create hundreds of thousands of songs, unleashed bot armies to stream them, and made about $8 million in the process. It’s genius, it’s illegal, and it raises the important question: would YOU do five years for that kind of money? The ethics get murky, the opinions get louder, and suddenly this comedy podcast feels like a courtroom drama with snacks.
March Movie Mayhem rolls on, and things get heated. Dumb & Dumber vs Tommy Boy? That’s not a debate—that’s a personality test. Add in The Big Lebowski, Wayne’s World, and a few emotional breakdowns over 90s classics, and you’ve got a bracket that’s doing more damage than it should.
But the real heart (and confusion) of the episode comes when Lern gets surprised for her birthday. What starts as a simple cake reveal turns into… a miniature replica of her grandma’s house. Yes. A tiny house. With details. And emotional implications. It’s thoughtful, weird, and exactly the kind of gift that only makes sense on this show.
We also hit everything from cassette tapes making a questionable comeback, to Netflix raising prices (again), to snack foods that may or may not change your life—or at least your digestive confidence.
It’s another perfectly unhinged day with Rizz and the gang, delivering exactly what you expect from a daily comedy podcast: laughs, chaos, and just enough confusion to keep things interesting.
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto |
| 0:01.7 | Rizzuto |
| 0:02.8 | You guys watch the |
| 0:05.5 | baseball game yesterday? |
| 0:07.8 | No, but I heard good things. |
| 0:09.3 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:10.1 | Nobody knew where to watch. |
| 0:11.2 | I did see everybody, even though we brought in. |
| 0:12.5 | My mother is, I'm in such deep trouble. |
| 0:16.4 | Oh, no. |
| 0:16.9 | I saw a lot of Facebook post people having grade A meltdowns about |
| 0:20.8 | like, cool, man, opening day, have no clue how to watch my favorite team. Yeah. I got spectrum still, so it was fine for me. We gave everybody the channels yesterday, but a lot of people didn't get the memo. It was a nightmare. And the app is so stupid and so not intuitive. And the whole thing is like, you look it up and it's like, go to cardinals. And my mother, who's 82, is like, what does that mean on my TV? How am I supposed to do this? So then she calls me, you know, and I just landed. And I'm the one that took her off of cable and got her hooked up with this thing. And I was like, yeah, you know, they went to MLB, so as long as we subscribe to the MLB app. |
| 0:56.6 | So it's MLB.tv, right? Right, but it's also Cardinals.tv, because if you go to MLB.com and you get that whole thing, you can look at every game and we had it up. And she's like, oh, cool, it's the Dodgers game. Thanks a lot, son. what am I doing here? |
| 1:08.7 | And then she goes over to the Cardinals and it says blacked out. |
| 1:11.7 | So they black it out on the... |
| 1:14.1 | So, yeah, but... Dodgers game. Thanks a lot, son. What am I doing here? And then she goes over to the Cardinals and it says blacked out. |
| 1:11.7 | So they black it out on the... So then you have to have a different package. Dude, it's so dumb. The Cardinals, |
| 1:18.1 | you guys botched this so bad. I have a resource though because the MLB they put out, like you can go to MLB.com. |
| 1:26.7 | I read and you can see, like, all of the different |
| 1:29.2 | games that you need, because it is so convoluted and they understand that. So, so essentially |
| 1:33.4 | what they're doing is they have decided to put NBC, Amazon Prime, ABC, all this stuff. And so |
| 1:41.2 | they launched MLB.com backslash watch, where it will clearly show what networks or streamers are showcasing each game. So MLB.com slash watch. So dumb. Right. But my mother doesn't even have a computer. I know. I'm not saying my TV. I'm saying when your mom calls, you go to that way or stuff. She goes, I paid $100 for MLB. What am I doing? Where is it? Where is the game? She's like, where is it? |
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