Disney vs. Universal: $1200 Entry Fee and a Family Showdown
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
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🗓️ 27 March 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
You ever spend so much money on a vacation that your brain just… stops processing numbers? Yeah, welcome to this daily podcast episode of The Rizzuto Show, where Moon returns from Disney and Universal with stories, receipts, and what’s left of his dignity.
Let’s start with the headline: $1200 just to walk into Universal for one day. No fast passes. No VIP perks. Just six humans and a dream… and a rapidly declining bank account. And if you thought that was bad, how about $1800 MORE for express lanes? Yeah, that’s when the family meeting turns into “we’re all riding solo now, good luck kids.”
But somehow, the real damage comes from food. Three dinners. $750. And that’s with “reasonable” park pricing. This episode turns into a full breakdown of vacation math, parenting guilt, and the emotional rollercoaster of watching your kid order $75 worth of sushi and not finish it.
Of course, it wouldn’t be a daily podcast without things going completely off the rails. We get into:
- The most insane documentary recommendation you’ll regret watching
- A Zoom court case where a woman lies so badly it becomes art
- A kangaroo in jeans escaping in Wisconsin (yes, jeans)
- The possibility of owning your own security kangaroo (we’re in)
- And the reality of dangerous drug trends hitting close to home
There’s also some real talk mixed in with the chaos — because between the jokes and the nonsense, this episode actually hits on everything from parenting styles to serious community issues.
It’s messy, it’s hilarious, it’s a little too relatable, and it’s exactly what you expect from a daily podcast that thrives on controlled chaos.
And remember: if your vacation doesn’t leave you exhausted, broke, and questioning your life choices… did you even go?
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| 0:00.0 | Rizzuto. |
| 0:02.2 | Rizuto. |
| 0:04.1 | Yay! |
| 0:05.8 | Good morning, everybody. |
| 0:07.8 | It is a rainy, rainy Friday morning. |
| 0:11.4 | It's a lot cooler than yesterday. |
| 0:12.9 | Yeah, 50 degrees cooler, actually. |
| 0:14.4 | I mean, not. |
| 0:15.3 | So dumb. |
| 0:15.9 | Not like, you know, that's rad cool. |
| 0:17.9 | That's sick. |
| 0:18.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:19.1 | No, it's actually colder than yesterday. Yeah. It is March the March 27th and we are live. We're coming at you. The whole team's here. Moon's back from his Disney break. Energy update. Happy Monday. Riz here for Dobbs tire and auto centers. Listen, Dobbs has been St. Louis proud since 1976. |
| 0:39.2 | They know all about the potholes, the constant construction, |
| 0:42.8 | and what all the debris on the road in our town can do to your car and your tires. |
| 0:46.6 | Dobbs keeps you rolling with the best new tire prices in town, guaranteed. |
| 0:51.0 | They've got locations all over town staffed with expert ASC certified techs who |
| 0:55.8 | could take care of all your vehicles, no matter what you drive, hybrids, EVs, everything. And with |
| 1:00.6 | the most locations around, including new stores in Oakville and Waterloo, full service-tired |
| 1:05.3 | and auto service has never been more convenient. And here's something you can't get at just any |
| 1:10.5 | auto shop. They're fixed forever |
| 1:12.4 | warranty guarantees the parts and labor on their auto services for as long as you own your car. |
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