I went to my brother-in-laws, he married my sister and I went to his bachelor party, which was in beautiful Niagara Falls, and his card got ripped off at the strip club.

Really?

Yeah, and they stole a bunch of money from him.

So it's a common scam.

I think it's a common scam.

Is he really drunk when that happened?

I mean, we were all pretty wasted, but but yeah but I think it's just like the card

machine was I don't know if I don't think a stripper took his card but like I think there's a thing of like counting on the

shame of the person to not report it

yeah especially if it's at a strip club because it'll say like bank machine at the strip club

yeah but I also got a lap dance there yeah from a From a girl? Yeah. Did you like it?

Velveo was like, right in my face. Like I could feel the heat. No.

What? Oh, it was fully nude police she's like everybody thought it would be really funny to get the gay guy a strip lap dance

so I was like all right fine so she puts a handkerchief on my lap expecting that I'm going to come, or that she's going to leave something on my pants. I don't know who's protecting who in that situation.

Yeah.

And she like, I have a handkerchief.

A square, pocket square.

Love.

Which is like the gayest thing to Hanke Code. And so she like was grinding on my

groin and I was like obviously not getting hard. Yeah. And then she was like, so where are you from?

I'm from Toronto.

We just talked about like going to school.

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