“Tear My Ass Open” Pt. 2 (w/ Meg Stalter)
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
Headgum
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 24 May 2019
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Cat, Pat, and special guest Meg Stalter discuss sexting, being bi, nannying, feeling sexy in hotel rooms, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Forever! |
| 0:30.0 | We're gonna sing Dreamers |
| 0:33.0 | With Kat and Kat |
| 0:35.0 | Oh really? So you get to Chicago |
| 0:37.0 | You're like, hey, a news class on Bye |
| 0:41.0 | Oh yeah, well, I think that might point it at something |
| 0:45.0 | No, it's fine. Oh okay, so |
| 0:47.0 | Wait, what did you point at? |
| 0:49.0 | I thought she was trying to say, look at the time |
| 0:51.0 | Oh okay, okay, so I get to Chicago, I'm doing comedy, I'm loving my life |
| 0:55.0 | Don't break the fourth world like that ever again |
| 0:58.0 | I don't like fucking cut that |
| 1:00.0 | Chris Peck and Lydia |
| 1:01.0 | Oh okay |
| 1:02.0 | We don't, we try not to cut anything |
| 1:04.0 | So, I guess when we hurt people we love |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah |
| 1:07.0 | Is that how you believe it is? |
| 1:11.0 | I get to Chicago and I finally like feel like I can start having sex |
| 1:15.0 | Like I feel like I can start sex-dying people |
| 1:17.0 | I had like friends that were, how would you meet people? |
| 1:20.0 | Well, I had a couple friends that moved there |
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