“Tear My Ass Open” Pt. 1 (w/ Meg Stalter)
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
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4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2019
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
Cat, Pat, and special guest Meg Stalter discuss boobs against the shower wall, gay high school boyfriends, sudoku, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Forever! |
| 0:30.0 | We'll sing Dreamers out with Kat and Kat. |
| 0:35.0 | Well, Kat, welcome. |
| 0:37.0 | You're gonna start the welcome table. |
| 0:40.0 | Joe changes the candy. |
| 0:42.0 | Joe, she's the opposite of us. |
| 0:44.0 | First question. |
| 0:45.0 | Did you ever see the episode of Change the Candy |
| 0:47.0 | where she joins the cult? |
| 0:48.0 | We edit out the cough. |
| 0:49.0 | Megan. |
| 0:50.0 | Megan. |
| 0:51.0 | We're real in this part. |
| 0:53.0 | We're actually real. |
| 0:54.0 | It wouldn't be honest, because it'll affect the rest of the pot. |
| 0:58.0 | Okay, what the fuck's going on with you? |
| 1:00.0 | Seriously. |
| 1:01.0 | Welcome. |
| 1:02.0 | How do you feel? |
| 1:03.0 | We were born in March of the week. |
| 1:04.0 | First time in March. |
| 1:05.0 | First time in a show. |
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