Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, anal Wade hates anime has a projectile firing pharaohs and slap surges.

Meteorological Mark unravels torn tornadoes admits his addictions.

The accent gap exists and that Uber can be expensive.

Barcelona, Bob, knows his heartwarming bender trivia, is a connoisseur of canned caffeine and the golden arches.

From missing fingers to ass colliders.

Yes, it's time for tear down these balls.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. I'm spinning out of existence accidentally.

I'm your host today, Wade.

Join as always by my co-host Mark and Bob, to the show where they compete for points I make up

literally everything else about it at the end one of them wins they host the next one how are you all doing

I'm great thank you thank you you're welcome here for you buddy and I welcome. Here for you, buddy.

And I'm just here for myself.

My skirm.

It all makes sense.

What is a skirm?

Like a short for a skirmish?

Maybe it's a sperm skirmish?

I mean, that's everyone.

All of us are sperm skirmishes if you think

about it. Does that count as like a civil war all the sperm fighting for one

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