Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Bright Bob hosts

shares a willy horror story and gets creamy.

Mock Mark takes a thumping, is a happier customer after unleashing a mob and admits his

threadbare due to his aversion to procurement.

Wasted wage takes a heel turn, Gormes on Godzilla Godzilla and as a fat one for strippers.

From chainsoring bush to iron thongs.

He ha, yes.

It's time for pants. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of your favorite podcast

Distractable I will be your host for today my name is Bob I get to host because I won the last one because I am the best that's just facts

I will be joined today by my usual co-host

competitors, Mark and Wade, are choosing not to talk. I respect that.

Hi, hello. I always hesitate because I never know when it's going to feel like an interruption

when you're going to leave a space there or if I just need to sit tight and

wait. I like to make it very vague on purpose just to see how you respond every time.

I just you know I keep stepping on toes these past few episodes I keep losing points and I'm just really trying to

avoid that. You know what Mark? One politeness point. Thank you. Thank you. I believe that's an established thing in the new era of distractible post-council. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P. P.'s pretty fiercely. It was more pity, but you know, I'll take it.

Uh, anyway, if you've never seen the show before, I'm the host, and the other two are competing

to win the opportunity to host the next episode.

The points are, actually the points aren't made up, the points are written down very meticulously tracked and do in fact matter quite a bit

Yeah, what a terrible change we made yeah nobody likes it. That's okay. What do you mean? Nobody likes it, Mark. I could just say that. I could just whatever happens

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