Team Trump's Security Clearance Scandal & Miami's Spring Break Problem | Marsai Martin
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2019
⏱️ 26 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:30.0 | Welcome to the Daily Show everybody. Thank you so much for shooting it out. |
| 0:48.0 | Thank you for coming out. Thank you all for coming out to the show. |
| 0:53.0 | I would guess tonight. I would guess tonight. |
| 0:57.0 | She's one of the stars on Blackish and at 14, one of the youngest movie producers in Hollywood, |
| 1:02.0 | here with her brand new movie Little, Marseille Martin is joining us everybody. |
| 1:09.0 | Also on tonight's show, the Trump administration is a threat to national security. |
| 1:14.0 | Spring Break has gone wild and the rap song that's a little bit country. |
| 1:18.0 | But first, let's catch up on today's headlines. |
| 1:24.0 | Jeff Bezos, two months ago, the Amazon CEO and shaved Muppet, |
| 1:29.0 | revealed that his nude photos had been leaked to the national inquirer. |
| 1:35.0 | That's right, they somehow got pictures of his Amazon package. |
| 1:39.0 | And now the big surprise is how they may have gotten them. |
| 1:43.0 | This morning, an explosive new claim that Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos was targeted in an alleged phone hacking scheme conducted by Saudi Arabia. |
| 1:52.0 | Bezos launched his own private investigation in an effort to determine who leaked the intimate text messages and racy photos, |
| 2:00.0 | published in a bombshell national inquirer story about the billionaire's extra marital affair with girlfriend Lauren Sanchez. |
| 2:07.0 | Our investigators and several experts concluded with high confidence that the Saudis had access to Bezos' phone and gained private information. |
| 2:16.0 | Okay, I give up. |
| 2:18.0 | If the world's biggest tech CEO can get his phone hacked, the rest of us don't stand a chance. |
| 2:24.0 | Now I'm serious, I'm just gonna go ahead and send my dick pics to Saudi Arabia right now. |
| 2:29.0 | Save them the trouble. They probably like, no, Trevor, we don't want to see, ah, too late, too late. |
| 2:35.0 | You got them all. The third one's my favorites. |
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