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April 1st, 2019.

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This is the Daily Show with Trevor Noah. Here's edition.

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All right, let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.

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I'm your host, Trevor Noah. I'll guess tonight is a Democratic congressman from Brooklyn, New York, Representative Hakeem Jeffries is joining us, everyone.

Also, on tonight's show, Joe Biden may have lost the election.

Why George Clooney is even more perfect and Trump is now at war with four Mexico's.

But first, let's catch up on today's headlines.

L-chapel Guzman, the world's most notorious drug kingpin and Mexican baked potato.

Prison may have put an end to his cartel days, but now he's got a new career that's even more fabulous.

L-chapel is branching out. The convicted drug kingpin's name will now appear on a new line of clothing created by his wife.

Joaquin L-chapel Guzman, who once ran a huge drug cartel in Mexico signed a contract granting the clothing company the right to use his name and signature on its pieces.

The line is expected to launch the summer.

That's right, L-chapel is starting a clothing line, which makes no sense.

I want to wear L-chapel jeans about as much as I want to smoke Tommy Hill figure crack. Stay in your lane.

Also, out of all the people, why would a clothing brand want to work with L-chapel?

Like, I've never looked at him and thought, hmm, style icon. Yeah.

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