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I'm Anna Bell and more importantly than me being Anna Bell. I hope that you are enjoying this month. I hope that you are loving,

and in the Halloween time, I hope that you are obsessing, absorbing, imprinting on everything holiday because this is the greatest time in the Gregorian calendar.

And that was even before all of this happened.

Now that we are in a global plague and the worst real-life Jumanji game ever created, we need Halloween time more than ever.

And I am absolutely disgusted that we are only getting 31 days of this.

That is why I am praying with everything I have to God that she extends.

And I promise this will be an uplifting podcast. I will not go on my Halloween rant for more than a minute or five.

It is just we deserve more than 31 days. We have been through fire. We have been through murder hornets. We have been through black Panther dying before Mitch McConnell.

And you are only going to give us 31 fucking days of free form entertainment. No. Free forms, Halloween, spooktacular, deserves three months.

Not 31 days. Whatever 31 times three is. That is what it deserves. I am not going to do the math because I can't, but I am sure you can.

And that is the least amount of days that we have earned. Just saying, just say, okay, I am watching anything Halloween related that I can.

And that is why I decided to watch and force Ryan to watch Twilight because I want to embrace everything Halloween.

And that is why I thought it would be fun to watch Twilight again because I only seen it one other time. And I saw it like 10 years ago.

And that is the only time. And it is like Twilight. It has vampires. It has werewolves. It has a serial killer. It has a zombie.

That last one is just Kristen Stewart in every scene, but I am still going to count it. So we just had so much Halloween energy that I wanted to watch it.

Daddy Carlisle is so fucking hot and their house is amazing. Their house kind of looks like the house that Ferris Bueller tried to reverse all the miles on Cameron's car.

That is almost the exact same looking set.

The point was I want to fuck Daddy Carlisle. And I love a man who has a prescription pad. But Twilight, I completely understand how girls were obsessed with this now.

And I was never ever attracted to our pets ever. Like I did not get it.

I got it in Harry Potter goblet of fire because Cedric Degree to this day is the only fictional character in a book that I have ever cried about.

Yeah, Bridget of Terabethia was sad, but I didn't cry over it. I didn't cry over a walk to remember. I did sob when Cedric Degree died.

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