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Happy Halloween, kids!

This is Adar on Compliments.

I'm Annabelle and you, you should be celebrating the greatest holiday of all time.

I hope that you are living it up, whether you are giving out candy to trick-or-treaters,

and you guys are all amazing. So I know that you will not be handing out smarties or pennies

or fucking raisins. As a kid, I would have rather you given me razor blades than raisins.

As an adult, I'd rather have razor blades over raisins. I mean, razor blades are expensive,

and I shave my legs like once a month, not to brag, but yeah, I'm starting to do that.

Starting to sex it up in quarantine over here at Kittins, watch out,

Aiken, South Carolina. So today, we are talking about the greatest movie of all time,

Hocus Pocus, and the hilarious Kelly Williams, aka at Laguna Biatch,

told me about this benefit while we were recording. It turns out that the Hocus Pocus

teaser that she saw on Queen Bet Midler's Instagram is real, and that they are actually doing a

benefit. The Hocus Pocus is doing a benefit on 1030 aka RJ's birthday. I'm not exactly sure what

they're doing, but I know that it is a professional production, and it is all for a good cause.

It's only $10, and that money goes to the New York Restoration Fund. So I will be doing that

after I eat most of RJ's birthday cake. And then on Halloween, I will be handing out

candy to trigger treaters because it is the one day a year that I like children. It's such an

odd feeling getting to eat during October. Every Halloween for the past 10 years, I've been having

to fit into a costume. So I would go on every crazy type of diet. I would go on liquid diets.

I would scour the interwebs to see if I could buy a tapeworm. It is just so weird that you can buy

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