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Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2015

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Race Wars is at Sirius XM! Sherrod and Kurt are in the O&J studio with guests Colin Quinn and Hatem Gabr. The guys for the fist time take the He-Man ceremony out of Stand Up NY Labs and shake it up at Sirius XM with some hilarious callers who want to dig into some racial questions and conversations. Make sure to check out Colin's new book, Coloring Book.

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to Stand Up New York Labs.
0:03.6	Oh, yeah.
0:05.2	You got to use Harry's.
0:06.8	That's right, Harry's.
0:08.0	You get the razor, three blades, and you get Harry's shave cream or forming gel.
0:12.7	First of all, it's only $15.
0:14.0	But if you use the promo code, Race Wars, you get $5 off.
0:17.8	That's right, for a whole month, just $10 to shave.
0:21.6	That's right, your hard, stupid, hairy face.
0:23.6	They have this factory in Germany where they design their own blades.
0:26.6	Huh?
0:27.6	They design their own blades.
0:28.6	That's right, and you get three blades.
0:30.6	And you get the Harry's shave cream or foaming gel.
0:32.6	That it's just, it's amazing.
0:33.6	I'm telling you, it works.
0:34.6	I use it for my whole head. That's right, Harry's.
0:38.8	Use the promo code Race Wars and get $5 off.
0:42.3	That's right, only $10 for you to shave.
0:44.2	Harry's.
0:44.9	Check it out.
0:45.8	It's the best.
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