Here we are. A couple of pints.

Great. Neck oil, yeah?

As requested. So, what did you get up to this weekend?

Well, funny story, actually. I befriended this panda,

discovered he had a beautiful singing voice, taught him how to harmonise.

We got a record deal, went on tour, went platinum in Basingstoke,

then broke up due to creative differences.

Right. So that's why there's a panda giving you the finger from across the street then.

That's right, brother.

Stick your neck out.

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How's it going, everyone?

Today we got a story time of an insane teacher who claims all men are worthless. This is another one of those teachers that is

definitely the like the all men are trash type like slay queen, yes boss, whatever type

Twitter users. And thankfully though the teacher eventually gets owned in the end which

you love to see so subscribe to the channel if you're new and with that all being

said let's jump right into it. So we're going to call the subscriber who submitted today's story James.

So anyways, James is in a freshman in high school, and he's in a class.

And in this class, they have to do a presentation.

And the presentation, like, I don't exactly know the parameters of it,

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