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cringey gen z kid tells the teacher "The Sun Isn't Real Bro" (STORYTIME)

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Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6632 Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

cringey gen z kid tells the teacher "The Sun Isn't Real Bro" (STORYTIME) - a storytime similar to rSlash, Am I the Jerk and Scrubs.

Transcript

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0:00.0

How's it going, everyone? Today we have a story time of a Gen Z kid who actually thinks the Sun is not even real.

0:07.3

Not that it's fake, but it just doesn't even exist in that it's government propaganda.

0:11.8

And he gets in a huge fight with his teacher over if the Sun is like actually a real thing or not.

0:17.4

I'm not even kidding. So sit back, relax, subscribe if you're new to the channel.

0:22.5

And let's just strap yourself in for this type of story because it's a bit of an interesting one

0:27.7

and let's jump right into it. So anyways, we're going to call a subscriber who submitted today's

0:32.5

story Liam. So anyways, there's a kid in Liam's class and we're going to call him the Gen Z kid.

0:37.8

And I just got to clarify that just because I call him a quote-unquote Gen Z kid, it really doesn't have to do that much with him being in the Generation Z.

0:45.0

It's just like, when you see someone and you call them like, oh, this super Gen Z person, probably on Twitter too much, probably on TikTok way too much, probably trying to cancel someone for no good reason. That's more

0:55.7

what I mean, just so you guys are clear. So we're jumping straight into the meat of this story.

1:00.5

Not a lot of background to start us off. Because this all starts, this long saga,

1:06.0

starts one day in science class. So Liam is in eighth grade and he's in a earth science class, right?

1:13.7

So I don't really know how else to describe it besides earth science. Maybe it's called natural science or

1:19.3

whatever, but they go over a lot of different things. Like they go over like, oh, this is geology,

1:24.7

you know, geography a little bit, the different biomes, the space a little, like they go

1:30.6

into space a little bit, all that type of stuff. So they must have been on the space unit because

1:35.1

they were talking a bit about the sun. And when the topic of the sun came up, the teacher,

1:40.0

who I don't know, we're just going to call like the teacher, right? So the teacher brings up,

1:43.8

starts to speak about, okay, so we're talking about the solar system, stars are made of whatever,

1:49.2

speaking of stars, the closest one to us is the sun. And when the teacher says the sun,

1:54.7

Liam, like, looks over and sees, looks at the Gen Z kid. And he looks over and looks at the Gen Z

1:59.7

kid, because the Gen Z kid starts laughing hysterically and looks at the Gen Z kid because the Gen Z kid starts

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