TDS Tries to Beat the Heat
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 27 July 2023
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | BAM! |
| 0:03.6 | MUSIC |
| 0:04.6 | Yes, today was the first day of summer. |
| 0:09.6 | Kids celebrated by running through sprinklers, |
| 0:12.2 | families broke out their barbecues. |
| 0:14.2 | And once again, DJ Jazzy Jeff sat alone on the back of a truck, |
| 0:18.2 | waiting for Will to show up. |
| 0:20.2 | Summer, summer, summer, time. |
| 0:24.2 | Of course, for many Americans, |
| 0:26.2 | the first day of summer signified something much different. |
| 0:28.8 | It's hot as balls. |
| 0:30.4 | The first day of summer has arrived, |
| 0:32.4 | and it will be a scorcher for tens of millions of Americans in the Southwest. |
| 0:36.8 | Temperatures reaching 120 degrees. |
| 0:39.0 | 40 million people are under a heat warning. |
| 0:41.6 | It can get so hot, you can actually fry an egg right on the sidewalk. |
| 0:45.4 | Yeah, that's how hot it would. |
| 0:47.0 | Why are we using eggs to tell temperature? |
| 0:50.0 | I don't understand this. |
| 0:51.4 | Like, people in Africa watching this going, |
| 0:53.2 | we would never do that in Africa, huh? |
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