Cruz Control: The Ted Cruz Files

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🗓️ 26 July 2023

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Who is Ted Cruz? Texas Senatior, former Presidential hopeful, and Cancun vacation taker. Find out why even Ted Cruz's own Republican party can't stand him and how Ted Cruz got to be Ted Cruz. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Rise and shine football fans on Susanna Collins, the host of Morning Footy.
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0:45.0	March 4th, 2016.
0:52.4	Let's cut waste fraud and abuse.
0:55.6	It's easy to say it.
0:57.6	The Richmond Republican candidates were making their last stand against Donald Trump.
1:02.6	And Senator Ted Cruz of Texas had a gross booger hanging on his lip.
1:08.4	And then he ate it as if none of us could see.
1:12.7	This is Ted Cruz, the booger on the lip of democracy.
1:19.4	Rafael Edward Cruz was born in Canada to an American woman in a former Cuban revolutionary.
1:26.0	When Ted was four, the Cruz is relocated to Texas.
1:29.9	Houston, we have a problem.
1:31.9	Where his youthful ambition was the same as any higher-order lizard.
1:36.0	Sex and domination.
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