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Finally, an excuse for my sedentary lifestyle. A huge winter storm that dumped more than a foot of snow on the plain states, who it should be noted have good personalities,

has moved eastward in a 75-mile band stretching from Washington, D.C. to Boston.

There was snow, snow mixed with rain, just rain, and what many are calling Roe or Snane.

All right, not that matter.

Cities hit particularly hard included Cincinnati,

whose residents were just starting to dig themselves out

when they decided things looked better covered up.

In West Virginia, in West Virginia, thousands of people were without power, but officials promised that someday soon the state will finally get electricity.

In Kansas, we're going around the country.

In Kansas, the storm shut down Interstate 70 from Waukeen to the Colorado border, bringing hate crimes to a standstill.

And all but ruining the Fog Hat Tavern Tour, 99.

But right off the bat, many of you know, there was a gigantic snowstorm that was slated

to hit the eastern seaboard earlier in the week.

And man, oh man, did that do nothing?

Here in the city, it was actually 72 degrees in sunny yesterday.

But it was a storm. It moved up north, and we did want to keep track of it.

So we sent our Daily Show meteorologist, Stephen Colbert, up to Northern Maine, to check out the storm that wasn't.

There you go.

And we're going to go check that out now.

We're going to go up to Steven as he's up there. Stephen Colbert, I understand conditions where you are are actually a little worse than they were in the New York area. Indeed they are, John. Indeed they are. Yeah, Steven, that looks like a blizzard. Put on a coat, for God's sakes. I'm afraid I can't do that, John.

I didn't bring a coat.

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