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We begin tonight with the war, not the one in Iraq, but another more insidious war,

being waged right here on American soil.

A war on Christmas.

Conservative groups are claiming America is replacing the season's more religious aspects

with a secular message of holiday cheer.

Even President Bush made the naughty list.

After this year's White House Christmas card, which supporters a happy holiday season? Of course, along with an

excerpt from Psalm 28, beginning the Lord is my strength and my shield. But, you know,

which lord? Could be anybody, really.

Ganesh.

We've got some Ganesh fans in the audience.

That doesn't happen a lot.

Luckily, there is a white knight riding in from the judicial branch.

Supreme Court nominee Samuel Alito is the subject of glowing new ads from Catholic advocacy groups. For 35 years, one Jersey City tradition included a Christmas and Hanukkah display in front of City Hall.

But the American Civil Liberties Union sued, forcing the city to remove the display,

thanks to Judge Samuel Alito, the inclusive

holiday display was restored.

Of course, saving Christmas doesn't guarantee you confirmation to the Supreme Court.

I think we all remember the ill-fated, earnest nomination.

But nobody takes the Christ out of Christmas quite like the private sector.

Some conservatives are calling for boycotts against retailers who ask employees to wish customers happy holidays. Like this store, seen here blatantly disregarding Christmas.

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