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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 27 June 2025

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Throw on your best robe and relax with The Daily Show's look back at some of the U.S. Supreme Court's most impactful moments.

Jon Stewart analyzes the bombshell ruling on Bush v. Gore with help from Steve Carell and Vance Degeneres, ponders the effects of corporate money being allowed as political speech with John Oliver, and watches Republicans react with horror to progressive decisions. Trevor Noah remarks on the appointment of Ketanji Brown Jackson, the first black woman on the court, and looks at the fallout of the overturning of Roe v. Wade.

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0:00.0	This is an I-Heart podcast.
0:05.1	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:11.9	Tonight, tonight we saw both candidates speak in reaction to last night's Supreme Court ruling.
0:17.3	The ruling was a spectacular thing to behold, actually.
0:19.9	The decision was handing down
0:21.1	in a matter befitting the stature and reverence that this nation holds for our Supreme Court.
0:27.3	The U.S. Supreme Court has reversed the decision of the Florida Supreme Court. Here we go.
0:31.7	Tell me where to go. By the way, I'm going to guess that guy, that guy's an intern.
0:38.4	Reporters from all the networks struggle to interpret the minutia.
0:43.2	He says there's no justification for denying the state the opportunity to count all the disputed ballots now, and that's why I dissent.
0:50.9	But not everybody was able to keep up.
0:53.8	They don't come right out and say anywhere, but listen to Justice Souter.
0:57.0	Come on, Dan.
0:58.3	Pull it together.
0:59.8	What you with?
1:00.8	Pursuant, too.
1:01.8	I don't get any of this.
1:03.4	My old Pete keeps talking.
1:05.4	I'll just furrow my brow.
1:07.7	Come on, brow.
1:11.6	Now, our correspondence, oh, that's awfully kind of you.
1:16.3	Our correspondence were among the media thronged down in Washington.
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