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🗓️ 25 June 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Escape the heat with a cold glass of death! TDS covers the downsides of summer.
Jon Stewart reports on the dangers of summer shark attacks with help from Matt Walsh. Lewis Black finds out about adult summer camps. Stephen Colbert dives deeper into danger, discovering the Summer of Anything. Jon and some hippies celebrate a summer solstice solar eclipse, and yearns for the simplicity of only worrying about sharks. Ronny Chieng maintains that summer is the worst season. Lewis Black returns to count even more ways summer is trying to kill us.
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0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
0:05.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:11.0 | Summer 2001 will be remembered for many things. |
0:17.0 | The G8 riots, stem cell controversy, and of course for me, |
0:24.6 | this was the summer I finally lost it on a camping trip. |
0:28.7 | None of you know her. She's from Canada. |
0:36.1 | But for many it was and remains, summer of the shark. |
0:53.8 | Okay, the scene, Encode Key, Florida, where local officials have spotted hundreds of sharks gathering in what is perhaps |
0:55.2 | the largest feeding frenzy ever witnessed. |
0:58.4 | The frenzy included over 200 sharks or one shark for every six news reporters covering it. |
1:04.7 | No one knows for sure why the sharks chose to congregate in this area, though marine |
1:09.1 | biologists note that sharks are motivated by the same factors as humans, food and sex. |
1:14.6 | It also explains the 30-minute wait outside the Tampa Hooters. |
1:19.6 | Some experts believe the sharks have gathered because this area is rich with their favorite food, a stingray known as cow-nose ray. |
1:29.4 | It's a species so named because of its |
1:31.3 | resemblance to noted Delta Blues Man |
1:33.3 | Cow-Nose Ray Jefferson. |
1:39.5 | Come on, that took a long time to make on a |
1:41.3 | computer, but I don't know. |
1:43.0 | It's not easy. |
1:45.2 | With its beaches packed with tourists slathered in coconut oil, |
1:49.5 | it's not surprising that 50% of unprovoked shark attacks occur in Florida. |
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