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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

TDS Time Machine | Easter & Passover

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Daily News, Comedy, News

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2026

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

The Daily Show hops into the holiday weekend with this collection of stories from Easter and Passover. Trevor Noah checks in on Trump's weird Easter festivities. Jon Stewart breaks down Passover's competition with Easter, with the help of Senior Theological Correspondent Beth Littleford. Desi Lydic and Michael Kosta break down the controversy drummed up with Easter falling on Transgender Visibility Day. Sam Bee joins Jon to report on the Bush White House egg roll ceremony banning out gay families. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.

0:04.0

We're having a baby.

0:06.0

We're having a baby.

0:07.0

I've always wanted to be mom.

0:09.0

And we're bringing you on our journey through everything.

0:12.0

I have no idea what we're doing.

0:13.0

Thank you. I have more of an idea.

0:15.0

I think of it like a Tamagocchi.

0:17.0

At the end of all of this...

0:20.0

We're going to have a little baby.

0:21.8

Raising Chelsea, a Hulu original series streaming exclusively on Disney Plus.

0:27.3

18 plus subscription required T's and T supply.

0:30.7

You're listening to Comedy Central. Happy Pasova and happy Easter, everybody. Yeah. I hope you enjoyed it. Did you have a good one? Did you enjoy it? Yeah,

0:55.4

spend some time with the family. Easter is one of my favorite holidays because I, like I get to

0:58.9

chill with the family, we get to eat, you know, remember how Jesus died for our sins and then

1:02.3

came back as a giant rabbit who lays chocolate eggs. I haven't been to church in a while.

1:07.4

Anyway, happy Easter, everyone. Let's catch up on today's headlines.

1:18.6

Easter. It's an important holiday for any devout Christian, and also for President Trump, who celebrated today

1:21.6

at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll.

1:24.6

President Trump standing by at 1600 Pennsylvania for that Easter egg roll. President Trump standing by at 1600 Pennsylvania

1:28.3

for that Easter egg roll at this moment.

1:31.3

They're singing the national anthem, President Trump,

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