TDS Time Machine | Canada Day
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
iHeartPodcasts and Paramount Podcasts
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 July 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Happy Birthday, Canada! Celebrate our northern neighbor's independence with a compilation of pieces made before America threatened to invade.
Jon Stewart is joined by Jessica Williams to get caught back up on Toronto's crack smoking mayor. Jason Jones heads to Canada to find out why the banks there are too boring for disastrous economic collapse. Dan Bakkedahl discovers Mexico's insidious immigration plot. Sam Bee meets Canadians who seek to go the other direction. Wyatt Cenac drills deep on the power of Canadian oil.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:05.1 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:11.0 | Breaking news out of... |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah, that's right. Canada. |
| 0:17.2 | Just into the news deck, the crack-smoking mayor of Toronto has just done it again. |
| 0:26.4 | Which brings us to our brand new segment, |
| 0:29.3 | this just in the crack smoking mayor of Toronto has just done it again. |
| 0:39.6 | So apparently... so apparently the crack smoking mayor of Toronto |
| 0:45.6 | has done it again |
| 0:48.8 | here's the sentence I'm assuming |
| 0:53.2 | does not follow that sentence. |
| 0:55.2 | Save the day. |
| 0:57.5 | The hours-long city council meeting deteriorated into a spectacle. |
| 1:02.3 | Mayor Rob Ford at one point started mocking a council member suspected of driving drunk. |
| 1:07.9 | Mayor Ford, please stop disrupting. |
| 1:10.3 | Amid the chaos, Mayor Ford nearly knocked a councilwoman to the ground as he ran across the |
| 1:14.8 | room. |
| 1:32.0 | Poor woman, the poor counselor. |
| 1:34.4 | You know, she got into politics thinking, |
| 1:37.3 | you know, this may be a dirty, unrewarding business, |
| 1:41.0 | but at least I'll never have to worry about going to work and being trampled by a crackhead. |
| 1:52.8 | Yeah. about going to work and being trampled by a crackhead. And there's a reason Rob Ford may have been worked up by that particular city council meeting. |
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