TDS Time Machine | Best of Steve Carrell - Part 2
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.4 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 21 February 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
Revisit some of the best from the best: Steve Carrell.
Steve visits a town that has officially banned Satan, educate's Jon on some of the world's most dangerous animals as Crocodile Carrell, and uncovers a world of unexplained phenomena, such as Bob Hope's alien (British) origins.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:10.5 | While most small towns do their best to fight crime and drugs, the mayor of English, Florida, is far more ambitious. |
| 0:19.7 | I feel like Satan is everywhere. |
| 0:22.6 | He's just that type of guy. |
| 0:25.6 | As a public servant, Carolyn Risher knew it was her duty to protect the citizens from Beelzebub. |
| 0:32.6 | Our church had a winnie roast. |
| 0:36.6 | A light came on in my mind and I said, I want to do a proclamation |
| 0:41.3 | and I want to do it on town letterhead with a town seal banning Satan from our town. |
| 0:47.3 | And so, Mayor Risher courageously legislated the devil out of town. |
| 0:53.3 | Be it known from this day forward that Satan, ruler of darkness, is not now nor ever again |
| 0:59.8 | will be a part of this town of England. |
| 1:02.5 | Satan is hereby declared powerless. |
| 1:05.0 | I proclaim victory over Satan. |
| 1:07.3 | I take this action in accordance with the words of our Lord and Savior. |
| 1:12.0 | Jesus Christ, |
| 1:15.1 | sealed this fifth day of November 2001. |
| 1:19.4 | The effects of the mayor's Satan ban were immediate and miraculous. |
| 1:26.9 | But there were some minor issues. |
| 1:29.1 | Just to play devil's advocate for a minute. |
| 1:30.7 | Right. |
| 1:36.0 | Does this proclamation violate the separation of church and state? |
| 1:38.1 | No, sir. |
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