TCND: Tabby's Giant Baby, T-shirt Idea (John Brandit) [The Comedian Next Door]
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4.7 • 957 Ratings
🗓️ 19 August 2024
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
Tabby's at the table--with her enormous baby. He's even bigger than a baby panda!
Next, Luke did a show with Chris Farley's brother, and he unintentionally gave us a GREAT new marketing idea! (How much would YOU pay for a lousy T-shirt???)
Later: John reads a piece of sage wisdom... Who cares what your parents think? Defer to your children instead!
Join the conversation, Neighbor!
Contact the Comedian's family by emailing nextdoor@johnbranyan.com .
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the podcast. |
| 0:05.0 | Come be part of the conversations that happen around my kitchen table. |
| 0:17.0 | He's John Branyon and he's been a stand-up comic for more than 30 years. |
| 0:21.0 | She's Amanda McKinney and she's been my daughter for her whole life. |
| 0:24.8 | Our family believes laughter is a gift from God. We often discover it while discussing |
| 0:29.2 | culture, faith, and family. So go ahead and pull up a chair neighbor can I call you Carl? There's plenty of room here for you. |
| 0:37.7 | Hey what's up Carl? Thanks for joining us. We have Tabby with us tonight. |
| 0:48.7 | No we don't. Yes we do. Tabby is here. Wait a minute. I didn't turn her on. I just remember there's four microphones I wasn't thinking about it. |
| 1:05.8 | Abby hasn't been on the podcast since her giant baby was born. |
| 1:10.0 | That's not true. |
| 1:11.0 | No, I made a small appearance when Andrew was here, which I think is a record. I think I went like a solid year or so without being on the podcast because I was too anxious. |
| 1:22.0 | I didn't like the idea that my words were being recorded to be thrown in my face later. |
| 1:27.0 | Because that happens all the time. |
| 1:29.0 | So I haven't thrown in your face. |
| 1:31.0 | Yeah, so we did the mom cast and then after I had Warren I was a hot mess and I was like I'm never podcasting again and I didn't for a really long time I think and then then the timing of it just sort of became bad and so I wasn't on for those reasons. |
| 1:45.0 | I thought that's what it was. I didn't know that you were afraid of having your words held against |
| 1:48.7 | Yeah, there was a lot of them. |
| 1:50.0 | Mostly myself. She was afraid that she would say things that she would then ruminate on for the rest of the... |
| 1:57.3 | Oh that you would throw your own words back in your face? I was correct. I'm ruthless. |
| 2:09.7 | Well she's got Linus here who is awesome he's awesome but he's also he's big right yeah he's the size of my other two boys when they were about six months. |
| 2:17.0 | Right. And so, but when you talk about big babies, I was thinking about this the other day that we go out line us is so big he's such a big baby |
| 2:28.1 | But but people who don't know about babies don't really have a when you think of a big baby you think of like |
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