TCND: Need More Babies and Commandments in School (Jesus-Cadabra!) [The Comedian Next Door]
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🗓️ 24 June 2024
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Hi, Neigbor! We're going to have another baby in a matter of moments! Though...it could be many, many moments before the event actually happens...
It's HOT and some of us are very puffy while others are very burnt.
John is worried that the Peaches can't record a podcast after the baby is born. But there are ways to make it happen! It's all about priorities!
Then: The whole extended family was out in the woods this week... Apparently, the First Graders have been internalizing that Post-Mil Theology! (Kids who are surrounded by aunts and uncles and babies look forward to building their own families someday.)
Later: Why are we so excited about posting the Ten Commandments in school? Is this a small baby-step toward cultural victory? Or are the majority of Christians completely confused about how the Word of God actually works itself into the human mind and heart? We're out here trying to build shrines and cast Bible Spells! Jesus-cadabra!
Email the Comedian's family at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the podcast. Come be part of the conversations that happen around my kitchen table. |
| 0:17.0 | He's John Branyon and he's been a stand-up comic for more than 30 years. |
| 0:21.0 | She's Amanda McKinney and she's been my daughter for her whole life. |
| 0:25.5 | Our family believes laughter is a gift from God. |
| 0:28.1 | We often discover it while discussing culture, faith, and family. |
| 0:31.6 | So go ahead and pull up a chair neighbor can I call you Carl there's plenty of room here for you |
| 0:38.2 | I just want everybody to be deaf like me. I don't want anybody to be able to hear properly I said he was number two headphones number two. |
| 0:47.0 | Yeah, but I normally number two it doesn't matter. |
| 0:50.0 | All right, I've messed it up. |
| 0:52.0 | Carl welcome. |
| 0:53.7 | We are just moments away from the baby coming from. |
| 0:59.6 | A moments? |
| 1:02.1 | Yeah. No, this is a branyan. This thing's going to be in there |
| 1:05.3 | over cooking for days. Multiple moments. It's a McKinney. Luke's counting on it |
| 1:10.1 | being later because he's not done with her closet yet a little bit a little |
| 1:14.5 | bit counting on that yeah he's been he's definitely the guy who calculates like |
| 1:20.2 | counts the chickens before they hatch and like especially when it comes to time. |
| 1:24.7 | He wants to give himself maximum amount of time before he think. |
| 1:30.7 | He doesn't plan ahead like some people they go okay it takes 20 minutes to get to |
| 1:36.0 | X place but we could hit traffic or you know I might so let's count on that so let's count on that and let's give ourselves 25 minutes plan on a traffic jam and maybe hitting a deer and then you know wait for a family of ducks to cross your your. If you're certain you're gonna make it on time. |
| 1:54.7 | There's no excitement around that. It's not fun. But that's not. |
| 1:59.7 | It's not like you say, I'm sure you are convinced that you are going to make it on time you are certain you're going to be on time and then you are certainly not how long you wait. |
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