Well, hey there, cats and kittens. Welcome back to another enthralling episode of TCB season

roulette. I've been calling a TCB season lottery. I should have called a TCB season roulette from the

beginning. Man, does that roll off the tongue? What was I thinking? Nothing I can do now. The episodes

are out the door, and it's entirely too much effort for me to go back and do it again. So I look

in the mirror and I say to myself, pishaw, Brian, pishaw. And what that means, I have no earthly idea.

But it's what my very first girlfriend in fifth grade said to me. As she broke my heart,

broke up with me, and started dating the star football quarterback. My life might seem like a bag of

peanuts here on the commercial break, but I'm telling you what, I am a sad sack. It has been

nothing but misery since the day that that girl broke up with me. I'm still keeping an eye on you.

You know who you are.

You know who you are.

Any hoodles, doodles.

Chrissy and I continue our consistent theme of season number seven, which is, let's go on vacation every three weeks.

In all seriousness, it's been a mishmosh mixed bag in season number seven,

as Chrissy and I have had a number of personal and professional obligations that have kept us a little inconsistent on the new fresh episodes for the commercial break.

But we plan for this vacation, so you've gotten at least one fresh episode every week.

And the TCB season roulette rolls on with season number five.

I am pulling an absolutely random episode from my server from each season for the six episodes I needed to put together while we were away.

To remind the viewers at home, I have no idea what is coming up after I turn off this microphone, but I've been keeping myself posted on what I've picked so far, and I think I've done a damn good job.

I'm not good at much, but picking random things, I'm really good at that.

If there was a professional random picker, I might be that guy.

All right, we love you very much.

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