TCB Season Roulette: Season 4
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
4.5 • 757 Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The TCB Season Lottery, TCB Classic, Brian and Chris here on vacation, so why not throw together a couple of random episodes that you can listen to to to catch up in case you just started joining the show TCB. |
| 0:17.3 | Marathon, Marathon continues. We're rolling right into season number four. Now, if you ask me what I remember about season number four, not much. I was drunk for most of it. Nah, that's just a joke. I really don't drink anymore. I have 12 to 13 children, and therefore I can't drink. It's impossible. They won't give me five freaking minutes alone. And who wants the parent |
| 0:37.8 | hung over? I don't know how parents do it. I see all these parents on Instagram, drinking |
| 0:41.8 | wine and having beers and going to the bar and hanging out at country music festivals. I just |
| 0:48.3 | can't even imagine. I much prefer to lay vertical, take melatonin, and pretend my life is a lot |
| 0:54.1 | less complicated than it actually |
| 0:55.6 | is. So in case you're just getting up to speed on why we're doing the TCB season lottery, TCB season |
| 1:01.9 | classic marathon marathon, Chrissy and I are not in the studio this week. I'm at a conference. She's |
| 1:07.1 | taking a little time off, and I decided to play a little lottery, a completely random |
| 1:12.4 | drawing of one episode from each of the seasons one through six, and then we all get to be |
| 1:18.6 | surprised together about what episode pops up. Now, because I've been paying attention, |
| 1:23.1 | I think I've actually randomly picked a couple of good ones. If a good episode of the |
| 1:27.4 | commercial break actually exists, I might be picking them. Literally blindly. I'm opening up a file. I'm dragging it in. That's it. It's all I'm doing. Let's be honest. It's a lot less work for me. Okay, here we go. Season number four, spin the wheel, pick a card, slang the slot, whatever your expression |
| 1:44.2 | is, here comes your next episode |
| 1:46.2 | of the TCB season lottery |
| 1:48.3 | TCB Classic. |
| 1:50.3 | Chow, chow. We are not a middle |
| 1:52.1 | aged lesbian couple, and |
| 1:53.9 | we're not gay for each other. Yes, |
| 1:56.0 | we kissed one time, and yes, |
| 1:58.0 | it was awesome, but that's in the past now. |
| 2:04.0 | On this episode of the commercial break. |
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