Essex is a continent.

No.

No, it's a county. A country? A county. What's the difference between a county and a country? So, a country is like England. Yeah. So Wales is in Cardiff. Cardiff's the capital of Wales. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm from Liverpool, so I live in a country. Look, Liverpool's a city. A city. Yeah. if you go on a plane

and go to another place that's still United I'm from Liverpool, so I live in a country. Look, Liverpool's a city. A city.

Yeah.

If you go on a plane and go to another place, that's still United Kingdom, isn't it? Depends where.

Where do you want to go?

So, Spain.

On this episode of the commercial break.

Ooh, you know it's going to be exciting when Brian comes on to talk to you before the episode.

Sometime late last year, our corporate overlords at Odyssey came to me with a wise idea.

Why don't we stick it to you little tiny creator podcasters by making you come into our

beautiful studios and record in professional settings?

To which I said, I will not be pushed around by the man.

I will continue to record in my daughter's repurposed bedroom. Well, as corporate overlords do,

they pushed us around and got their way with us. And we finally had to go to the very nice

studios in downtown Atlanta and record under duress. That included us recording our very

first in-person interview coming up in just a couple weeks. And we had a little extra time,

so we decided to record today's episode. Unfortunately, our overlord manager, Slim, who was very

nice, by the way, couldn't waste his entire day with the commercial break,

so we did not get to record a whole episode.

So this is a Frankenstein episode, 30 minutes of fresh content, and somewhere toward the end of the episode,

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