There's a lot of white chicks here in Montreal.

O.J. Simpson will have a field day out here because he had jungle fever, you know.

Jungle fever is interracial dating. I had jungle fever before. I had it for two years. I don't know

where I caught it. I'm sure it was Starbucks. It had to be Starbucks. I used to go to Starbucks every morning. I used to hide behind

a plastic plant. Just waiting for them to come in with them Lemon Lulu yoga pants and them

ug boots. And I used to wait for them to call a coffee order. They'd be like double

Frappuccino for Amber? I'm like, oh.

I had Jungle Feber so bad, I used to go hunting for white chicks. I used to go to the farmer's market every Sunday.

Six o'clock in the morning.

I had the farmer's market outfit on.

I had a baseball cap.

I kept squeezing the brim, make it look like a hooty in the blowfish hat.

I had a Bruce Springsteen t-shirt, cut off shorts.

I had flip-flops, Pilate ball under one arm.

I had a yoga mat on the other arm.

I had a recycle bag made out of a recycled bag

that was just recycled

with a whole bunch of kale

and gluten-free stuff.

White chicks love kale and gluten-free.

A year ago, I didn't even know

what gluten-free meant.

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