TCB Infomercial w. Preacher Lawson

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2024

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Preacher Lawson joins the crew at TCB to discuss big bladder energy, jokes gone array, and being known as The Booty Dude. Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul Morning breath These men can’t have water before bed Big Bladder Energy Preacher getting fired Getting written up for being funny Loving Vegas Trying out a thin mustache Proving yourself right Auditioning for AGT The Booty Dude PREACHER LAWSON: Preacher's tour My Name Is Preacher (new special) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I did have a couple of gay roommates. Not at the same time. I wasn't like living in the gay house, but I had a gay roommate when I was living in Orlando, Florida. And when I first moved to LA, I had a gay roommate. And we shared a room. It's expensive. And I'll tell some guys that, they're like, you share the room with a gay dude. I can't share a room with no gay dude. And'm like why you don't trust yourself on this episode of the commercial break
0:27.0	I want to date a girl that's like I really like
0:30.7	that's the main thing I like
0:32.7	is when the girl like me
0:34.3	you know that's my number one thing.
0:38.0	You like me?
0:38.8	Oh, wow. We have a boy there. Are you a boob guy? Are you a bud guy? No, I'm a guy who's into girls who like me, guy. Yeah, yeah, I'm a like guy. I'm a light guy. And what if she doesn't have a booty? Does she like me, though, with her not? That's all I give a shit about.
0:54.2	I can do it with the rest.
0:56.4	The next episode of the commercial break starts now. The 30 of the morning! Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show. Kristen Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. A new day, a new dollar, as they say, Kristen Joy Haudley. I thought it's New Day, New Dawn. Oh, it is? I don't know. Okay. Well, I don't know. I'm just, you know, checking the revenue line. We made a dollar.
1:27.8	A new dollar.
1:28.6	Yes.
1:29.2	I think we made a dollar.
1:30.3	We'll find out at the end of the month.
1:31.8	Hey, did you hear about the most ridiculous thing that's ever happening that Jake Paul is fighting Mike Tyson?
1:39.6	Did you read about this?
1:41.0	I did indeed see the clip, you know, the news headline. I thought that it is
1:45.7	ridiculous. Mike Tyson rips a Mike Tyson sized hole in the middle of Jake Paul's chest. I really do.
1:53.4	I think that guy is such a Yahoo. I just completely agree. And there's no doubt he's a fighter.
1:59.3	Like he can fight. He's now had a number of
2:01.3	you know fights and he's done well in most of them and so i'm not looking for a fight with
2:05.9	shake ball no because i don't fight that's not me but i just can't stand the guy he drives me
2:11.1	fucking crazy and him fighting mike tyson at 57 years old i think think Mike Tyson really has the upper hand here.
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