The TCB A.I. Hotline!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

What do hot dog water, high colonics, and AI sex hotlines have in common? We don't know either, but that's what Bryan & Krissy are discussing. Jeff’s Jokes™ Atlanta smells like weed The war on preschool? A pragmatic pragmatist Why isn’t NextDoor on Jimmy Kimmel yet 711 hot dog seltzer Bryan judging the hot dog seltzer from his high horse High colonics & isolation tanks Circadian rhythms Bryan learns about emotional labor Krissy’s a good sexter The TCB Sext Hotline An AI Sexbot The history of Fakey B Bryan, an accidental joke stealer LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The stain on my pants happened after I left the house.
0:04.7	I didn't put on dirty jeans after I saw the stain.
0:08.0	No, sorry.
0:08.8	These are clean pants.
0:11.1	I did my laundry recently.
0:14.1	I have in-unit laundry and I wash my jeans.
0:21.8	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:25.3	So what I'm going to do is I'm going to have to suck up all 580 hours of this dumb show.
0:29.7	And then I'm going to tell it to start responding with commercial break related sexually explicit conversations.
0:37.1	That's a good idea.
0:38.0	And then I'll charge people five bucks a pop for it.
0:40.5	You want to have a month worth of TCB-related sex messages?
0:44.3	No problem.
0:45.1	We got you covered.
0:46.4	This is my billion-dollar idea.
0:48.4	Now, I do believe we're going to have to have listeners before we get anybody to pay for that app.
0:53.8	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
1:01.7	Oh, yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:04.8	I'm Brian Green.
1:05.6	This is the team queen dream of the commercial break.
1:08.2	Chris and Joy, holy.
1:09.2	Best to you, Chris.
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