There's two or three urinals that are way up here, and there's always one that's way the fuck down there! That's mine! That is my urinal! You do not use that urinal. That is reserved for me. That is reserved for your five-year-old son, Zachary! And that is reserved for any man with a two-foot dick, okay? That is all. Now, in this airport bathroom, it's all open urinals. It's a cornucopia of urinals one might even say

they have a plethora of urinals and they're all wide open only one is being taken up

guess which one urinal is being taken up mine all right so now I'm behind the guy

got to do this like dwarf I got a pee dance like right behind them now other people

are walking into the bathroom they see a dwarf dancing right behind a guy. You see a dwarf dancing behind someone? You think I'm casting a spell on him or some shit. And I just had this moment where I couldn't take it anymore. So I just looked at the dude. I was like, excuse me, sir! He turned around, and this is exactly what he did.

No exaggeration.

He just turns around and goes, no fucking way.

On this episode of the commercial break.

Man, the kid that makes fun of her first, that's not going to go well.

Because I'm writing I'm

literally already doing it I'm already writing these like roast joke style of

comebacks so if you know some kid walks up and goes like ah you're a you're you're

you're a midget you know she could be like yeah i am and i'm here because my parents love

each other you're here because your mom doesn't know how to swallow so the next episode of

the commercial break starts now the 30 of the morning oh yeah cats and kittens welcome back break. I'm Brian Greene, and this is the dastardly duo partner over here. Chris and Joy Haudley. Best to you, Chris. I'm sorry. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. How are you this morning? How are you feeling? I'm feeling good. Yeah, you look good. I just thought I'd share that with you. Thank you. You look good. You look fresh and ready and ready to go.

The opposite of what I'm feeling.

I heard.

Yeah, it's been a, it's been a, we have the one kid who all of our children have been relatively good when it comes to going a stranger.

That does sound funny. That does sound funny.

That does sound funny, doesn't it?

They're father of the year award over here.

They're completely fine with strangers.

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