So You Married A Gringo...

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Astrid joins Bryan in the TCB Studio for a chat about their multicultural marriage and household…and how she makes the best hallacas in the game! Marriage Miles Astrid’s MacGyver Dad A multicultural marriage So You Married A Gringo… The hardest things to get used to Hispanic stereotypes Venezuelans don't have a physical stereotype other than that they are beautiful Astrid hates Star Wars! Venezuelan conversational talents Spanish-english and english-spanish difficulties When Astrid talks shit about Bryan in Spanish, it’s probably about how he’s a baby Bryan is a drama queen and that’s on that Blue slander! Love <3 <3 <3 LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Watch for Live Show info at www.tcbpodcast.com Hosts Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Would you rather have a radish than sex?
0:02.7	If it was good sex, then I would rather have sex.
0:07.9	But if it was bad sex, I'd rather have a radish.
0:15.6	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:19.1	Well, what if I do need some help? You know who needs some help? Blue. What are we going to do? What are we going to do with this dog thing? That's my last question for the show. Maybe if we should launch a giveaway. I thought about this a long time ago. I would love to give the dog. I just don't think that would be fair to the person we're giving the dog away to. That's not a giveaway.
0:38.1	It's like being punished.
0:39.8	It's like you can go to jail or take blue.
0:41.8	I'd go to prison.
0:43.6	I think I'd go to prison.
0:45.7	I'm being serious.
0:47.6	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:59.9	Oh, yeah, I Kittins, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:00.7	I'm Brian Green.
1:08.3	This is the greatest achievement of my life, my best friend, my lover, my wife, the person who raises my children so wonderfully.
1:10.6	Astrid, Astrid, best to you.
1:12.3	Best to you, Brian.
1:13.0	And best to you out there in the podcast universe.
1:15.3	I'm earning marriage miles.
1:16.8	Marriage miles?
1:17.5	Is that what we're calling it now?
1:18.7	Yeah.
1:19.2	You forgot to say I'm the best, the person that makes the best Ayaka.
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