There's two or three urinals that are way up here and there's always one that's way the fuck down there that's mine that's my urinal

You do not use that urinal that is reserved for me that is reserved for your five-year-old son Zachary

And that is reserved for any man with a two-foot dick okay

that is all now in this airport bathroom it's all open urinals it's a

cornucopia of urinals one might even say they have a plethora of urinals. What am I even say they have a plethora of urinals and they're all

wide open only one is being taken up guess which one urinals being taken up

all right so now I'm behind the guy I do do this like dwarf. I got a pee there. It's like right behind him.

Now other people are walking in the bathroom. They see a dwarf dancing right behind a guy.

You see a dwarf dancing behind someone? You think I'm casting a spell on him or some shit

And then I just had this moment where I couldn't take it anymore. So I just looked at the dude I was like excuse me sir

He turned around and this is exactly what he did no

exaggeration he just turns around and goes no fucking way.

On this episode of the commercial break, man the kid that makes fun of her first

that's not going to go up because I'm writing I'm all I, I'm literally already doing it. I'm already writing these like

roast joke style comebacks. So if someone, you know, if some kid walks up and goes like ah you're a you're a

midget you know she could be like yeah I am and I'm here because my parents love

each other you're here because your mom doesn't know how to swallow.

So because your mom doesn't know how to swallow. So...

The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

The 30 in the morning!

Oh yeah, Gadsikens, welcome back to the commercial break, I'm Brian Green, and this is the

dastardly dual partner over here.

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