And if you want the sound of a snake constantly hissing,

but never taking a breath,

then get a roll in space echo and use that on your recordings.

He's like, breathe, breathe.

Just fucking breathe.

And I hate doing that. like, breathe, breathe. Just fucking breathe.

And I hate doing that to a snake.

You know, because whatever, it's just a snake.

Turns out snakes know how to do circular breathing.

It's like, if you look, their nostrils are like just puffing a little bit here and there. It's like, you don't have to impress me.

You're already impressive, you know.

On this episode of the commercial break.

Well, meow, meow cats and kittens, fancy seeing you here on a Saturday.

So you've decided to press play and now you're wondering why is there a Saturday episode

of the commercial break? Well, you see, a few weeks ago, Chrissy and I sat down and spent hours

here in the studio in an effort to solve a problem we've been having. The problem? How do we drive ourselves and you even more crazy? The only reasonable solution? Put out additional episodes of the commercial break. Sure, I'm one glass of milk away from my deathbed. Chrissy's still recovering from MENFO. There's great college football games on. You're probably spending any waking time you have away from that miserable job, looking forward to pre-gaming it tonight to go out with the girls. And your kids haven't been

fed and little Johnny needs to do his homework. Ignore all that because today a promise was kept.

A man honored his agreements and the TCB universe as we know it spun in the opposite direction

because of all the people we've interviewed, 99% of them

said, sure, we'll come back, but only one actually did it. And that is our good friend, Reggie Watts.

So please take an hour out of your day and enjoy this wide-ranging conversation with one of the

world's most intelligent human beings. That's no joke.

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