Best Of: Critter Crazy
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
4.5 • 757 Ratings
🗓️ 11 October 2024
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Remember when the boys made us watch that movie about the gay guys on the mountain? |
| 0:04.2 | Lord of the Rings. |
| 0:05.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:09.4 | On this episode of the Commercial Break. |
| 0:12.7 | Hi, Podcast Universe. It's Christina. |
| 0:15.5 | If you've never heard my voice before, I am the producer of the commercial break. |
| 0:19.4 | And sometimes when Brian and Chrissy are slacking off, |
| 0:22.2 | they ask me to jump in and guide you through the tumultuous days without them. So let's get to it. |
| 0:28.0 | We need to talk about possums. If you're new to TCB, you're probably thinking, what the hell? |
| 0:33.3 | Why do we need to talk about possums? Is this a podcast about possums? What is this bitch on? |
| 0:38.3 | But here's the thing. |
| 0:41.2 | Possums have somehow become a deep part of our lore, |
| 0:45.4 | so I thought I'd catch you up to speed on just exactly how we got here. |
| 0:48.2 | So here's Brian and Chrissy talking about possums. |
| 0:53.9 | The next episode of the commercial break starts now. |
| 1:04.7 | Oh, yeah, cats and kittens. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the opossum to my opossum. |
| 1:11.4 | Chris and Joy Oatley, best to you, Chris here. Best to you, Brian. Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Yes, yes, |
| 1:11.7 | yes, |
| 1:12.3 | they're aliens. And we know there's a long, deep divide amongst the commercial break listeners right now about O possum or a possum and then whether or not we, or just possum. Or just possum. Or whether or not we even have possums on this earth. I want to settle everybody down. |
| 1:27.9 | I'm not looking to divide the country anymore than it's already divided. |
| 1:30.6 | We've got enough troubles to worry about. We're not going to go apes shit over possums. But I do want to thank one of our listeners, Caitlin, is a great listener. I've been listening for a long time. Communicates this with us frequently. She found the episode where we are talking about possums. And I've got that tape to roll. And it wasn't too long ago either. No, it was less than a month ago. It was a month and a couple days ago. We talk so much on this show that we don't even remember. I don't remember that just a month ago, we had had this whole conversation about possums. |
| 2:01.0 | I thought for sure it was years ago. |
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