TCB Infomercial: Chelcie Lynn
The Commercial Break
Bryan Green
4.5 • 758 Ratings
🗓️ 5 August 2025
⏱️ 56 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Why are businesses like HelloVet choosing Apple products and services? |
| 0:04.8 | So we started the business two years ago. |
| 0:07.2 | We had a few people who were used to PCs and this was their first foray into Macs. |
| 0:12.5 | But it's been super smooth getting everyone onto those devices and everyone seems really, really happy. |
| 0:18.0 | Find out how Mac can help you run and grow your business at apple.com forward slash |
| 0:23.6 | HelloVet. |
| 0:26.0 | Do dwarfs have normal size penises? |
| 0:29.4 | Yes. |
| 0:30.6 | How come you said that so confident? |
| 0:32.0 | I ask every single one I meet. |
| 0:35.9 | I'm being dead serious, too. |
| 0:41.1 | Oh. me. Being dead serious, too. On this episode of the commercial break. |
| 0:44.6 | I will kick people out like it's nothing, like it's nothing. |
| 0:48.7 | Nice. |
| 0:49.8 | I would love it. |
| 0:50.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:51.5 | And I never have rude hecklers. |
| 0:53.9 | It's always people, it's always people that love me. Um, but it's usually people that have had a little bit too much to drink and they, and they just want, instead of listening to me to do stand up, they just want to talk to me in the middle of my set. And I will give them a couple, a couple breaks. |
| 1:11.6 | I'll say, okay, I'll say, okay, now you need to be quiet, you know, because people didn't come here to hear you, you know. |
| 1:17.1 | And if they keep going, I'll just say, come get this bitch. |
| 1:20.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:20.6 | Come get this bitch. |
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