Well, hey there, weekend radio listeners.

Welcome to TBTL.

This is the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, joined as always by my sidekick, Jen, Road Dog Andrews.

Each week on this program, we tell you stories, we look at the news in our own particularly

weird way, and occasionally get in trouble for cooking prison cuisine in the workspace

usually occupied by Dory Monson.

But we don't care about getting in trouble, because folks, that's how we roll.

Speaking of rolling, let's get into this weekend's edition of TBTL.

So this is a segment called How Did I Get Here?

Jen, take it away.

Okay, so about 10 years ago, a friend from college, a friend of Jason's from college was getting married. And so Jason said, I really want to go to this wedding. And I said, okay, well, you know, where is it? And he said, it's outside of Chicago. And I said, okay, well, so we need to rent a car and we need to get a hotel room. And he's like, no, no, no, no, no. He said he'll take care of all that. And I said, oh,

okay, great. So we flew into Chicago and another friend from college picked us up at the airport.

So that was, we didn't need to run a car. Great. So then we drove a really long way out into the country.

I'm fine.

We had passed even a town an hour earlier.

We way out into the country and down a long country lane to this home.

And I said, what is this house?

And he said, oh, this is the, the groom's parents' house, and this is where

the rehearsal dinner is. So we went in, and we went down into the basement. And so down in

the basement was where this dinner was going. And it was like kind of one of those huge rec rooms

type thing. And they had pushed, like, the ping pong tables and stuff to the side. And there was

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