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Creeps and Crimes

TBB 74: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MORGY-POO

Creeps and Crimes

Taylar Fetzner, Morgan Harris | Para Pods

Comedy, Society & Culture, True Crime

4.71.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2026

⏱️ 53 minutes

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MORGY POO!!! Our Creepy Queen who always keeps us together, on track, hella giggly, and makes sure that everyone is taken care of, I don't know what the hell life would be like without you SO THIS WEEK IS ALL ABOUT YOU!! WHAT EVER MORGY WANTS! Love you all and our girl so much!! Get $28 off your first month of Nuuly subscription clothing rental when you sign up at https://nuuly.com with code CACBESTIES Get 20% off your first order of federally legal cannabis gummies, flower, and more at https://mood.com with code CACBESTIES at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to TBV, aka the bestie bonus.

0:06.7

Hi, Morgan. I'm Taylor. And today is Morgan's birthday.

0:10.0

Yeah. Happy birthday, Morgan. Thank you. I'm feeling so old and I'm feeling 28. How do you? What does 28 feel like?

0:16.0

It, well, it hasn't hit yet. It is Monday when we're recording this to my birthday is tomorrow.

0:21.0

Right. For you guys listening, it is today.

0:22.9

I'm 28 years old.

0:24.1

I wish I knew what time I was born. I don't want to say it was like 4 in the afternoon. We do this so often. I know. Go to your Snapchat. Oh, yeah. She'll tell us. She'll tell us. I'll pull up mine just for funzies.

0:36.0

And I never know how to fucking find this.

0:38.0

Oh, wait, there it is.

0:39.1

Oh, I was born at 5.53 p.m. tell us i'll pull up mine just for funsies and i never know how to fucking find this oh wait there

0:38.6

it is oh i was born at 5 53 p.m. in p.m. and i'm 2.31 p.m. in cleveland bradley county

0:47.1

tennessee 2 31 p.m. we were afternoon babies i know others were in labor for long I know. I've never asked my mom my birth story actually. My mom went into labor at like eight in the morning. Her water broke, called her midwife and her midwife was like, go eat something. Take a shower, do your hair. And then go. Do whatever. And you know your mom went on a full beat. Oh Oh my mom got in the car. She went to,

1:11.7

she went to Hardee's. She got everything she wanted from Hardys. She came home. She took a shower.

1:17.5

She dried her hair, blew it out, did a full beat and then went to the hospital, took pictures

1:22.0

outside the hospital, went inside and then had me two hours later. I guarantee you my mom was probably at an aerobics class. She was probably the instructor and she was like, oh shit, my water broke. And then just kept moving. You should call her and ask me. I guarantee you five o'clock. So she probably would have finished work at like two and then probably went right to aerobics. Yeah. And then was like funny. Yeah, that's it. Yeah, she never tells us anything.

1:45.7

She's like, no, it was fine.

1:47.3

We're like, oh, thank you so much for all the detail. Thank you so much for every single. I'm sure, but she knows every single detail of Mitchell. She has a little, like, journal that she wrote down about all of us in our milestones and the day we were born and all that.

1:58.4

So that is fun to read.

1:59.2

But I can't for the life of me

2:00.3

think of anything from it, actually.

2:02.3

I just bore witness to Lola and Phoebe. So like I know all of there's by detail. I don't remember Marshall being born. But I would have been three. Yeah, you were three. So yeah, you didn't even know what the hell was going on. No. I'm not a clue. No, it's like four that I have some of my first memories. I think I have like loose ones from three, but I don't know if those are just... Do you ever get vivid memories of like being in your crib? Um, like from before you should even remember. I feel like when I was younger I did. Like I can picture myself standing in my crib, what it looked like from inside the crib.

2:34.8

The only thing I have a vivid memory of is I used to have this rug.

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