282: Carl Tänzler AKA Count Carl von Cosel & Sherri Malarik
Creeps and Crimes
Taylar Fetzner, Morgan Harris | Para Pods
4.7 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2026
⏱️ 94 minutes
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| 0:35.8 | Yo, yeah, and welcome back to creeps and crimes. Podcast. I'm Taylor. I'm Morgan. Happy Thursday. Happy. Yeah. I don't, 180, 283? I don't know. I have no fucking idea. Guys. Oh my God. Where to begin? So Friday, I wake up and you guys know I've been having like some like |
| 0:58.3 | health problems because like iron and shit. I talked about it a lot on page ron. I thought there was like a clot in my |
| 1:03.3 | leg. So I go to the hospital that morning because I was freaking out that something was wrong and they're like |
| 1:09.3 | just coming here and we'll just test you. |
| 1:11.0 | They run tests on me. |
| 1:12.3 | Hadn't eaten. |
| 1:13.2 | So I was really feeling a little woozy. |
| 1:15.7 | I leave and I'm like, I want a little sweet treat. |
| 1:20.2 | But I didn't want anything in particular. |
| 1:22.8 | So what I did is I just drove alongside this road that Morgan. Morgan doesn't even know this full story. |
| 1:29.5 | So that's why you guys are getting these details. Okay. I know what road we're on. Oh yeah. So I go and I just |
| 1:35.3 | start driving down the road because there's tons of like fast food rush. Actually when you text |
| 1:39.5 | to me and I immediately tracked you, that's where I think Logan's location. Me and Logan were both |
| 1:43.5 | over there because he was in front of me. Okay. Because he was going to work out. Please don't tell me it was over there. No, he was going to work out. So I'm like, I'm just going to drive until I find something I want. I thought maybe I wanted Sonic because I've been seeing this thing called mermaid water trending on my for you page and I want it really bad but then I passed |
| 2:02.1 | a sonic and I was like no because if I go to Sonic I'm gonna have to get I'm like legally I'm |
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