Taylor Swift JUMPED by Chris Brown?! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 130

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

No Presh Network

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! This week the babes are in a HEY BABE WORLD! WTF is WB Mason?! Chrissy CHAOS talks Seneca's philosophy on the world. IF NOT NOW THEN WHEN? Sal is amazing at haircuts. Eyebrow threading is INSANE. Countries with the weirdest names. You are either a super model or UGLY AS F these days. Is correcting someone using a word wrong.....wrong? Taylor Swift KNOWS all the answers of this universe. Chris throws a birthday party for his daughter. Chris bleeds Staten Island. Chris plugs some amazing small business'. Try 1 new thing everyday y'all! Diet & cholesterol is confusing. Chris goes back to visit his old apartment. Accept all life changes even good ones. How many people die and are born a day? Gilbert is an AWFUL name. Sal talks about being shot at in Texas! CHRIS IS PLAYING MSG IN SEPTEMBER BABES GET TIX!!! Chrisdcomedy.com Sal and the Jokers are coming to your city! Salvulcanocomedy.com Support the sponsors to support the show!! butcherbox.com/HEYBABE code HEYBABE - That’s 2 pounds of Ground Beef free in every box for a year plus 20 dollars off your first order when you sign up at butcherbox.com/HEYBABE and use code HEYBABE. https://www.butcherbox.com/HEYBABE/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=cpa&utm_campaign=ground_beef_year_affiliate_may23&utm_term=heybabe&utm_content= NEW MERCH IS OUT NOW!! https://www.nopreshnetwork.colortestmerch.com/collections/hey-babe Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/chrisdcomedy/videos Sal Vulcano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/SalVulcano Website - https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Our Producer @TheHomelessPimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/ https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@homelesspimp/videos #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #SalVulcano #HeyBabe #Podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Don't be a fake, don't be a flake, don't run away
0:07.0	From your feelings, babe, don't be afraid, don't be ashamed, don't hesitate to say hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe
0:17.0	I'm a hey babe girl, in a hey babe world, life is plastic, it's fantastic, you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
0:29.0	Imagine nation, life is your creation, come on Pimpy, let's go party
0:36.0	Hey babe, it's a beautiful day, it's a beautiful morning
0:44.0	I want to start the podcast with, I want to start the podcast today with two questions from ancient Greek philosopher,
0:53.0	I grew up off Seneca Avenue in Ridgewood, Queens, Brooklyn, so Seneca has always been near and dear
1:02.0	Seneca runs through Queens, Sanneka, Sanneka Avenue runs through Queens and Brooklyn, Seneca the philosopher, I don't know if they named Seneca Avenue after Seneca the philosopher
1:12.0	I don't know, but it's two simple questions I have for you, I was hoping we started off this way
1:19.0	This is from Seneca, if not you then who, if not now then when, let's talk about it
1:26.0	That's who said that, if not you then who, if not now then when
1:31.0	Well let me say the first thing that reminded me of and you are my target market, yes I am
1:35.0	That reminds me of and I used to say this all the time, who but WB Mason
1:40.0	Exactly, you know it, who but W Mason, every Yankee game, every Yankee game
1:45.0	I always say, well like, yeah, I always say who but W Mason, yeah, I don't know who but them
1:53.0	I genuinely, here's the thing with WB Mason and it's no disrespect to WB Mason
1:58.0	I love the commercials who but W Mason, I think about it brings back memories to my childhood, it makes me think of my father
2:04.0	I love it, I don't know what W Mason does or what they provide, I have no idea what this service is
2:09.0	Answer it because I don't know who else should be doing delivering products to help keep business and run smoothly
2:14.0	Shout out W Mason, keep doing what you're doing but for me a chip station, I got to be honest with you
2:19.0	For me, I use ship station for all my needs
2:21.0	I stop bless you guys, God bless you
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