Succession Series Finale! | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano present Hey Babe! | EP 129

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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THURSDAYS ARE FOR THE BABES!!! This week the babes are on the edge of their seats waiting for the Succession series finale!! What do you think is gonna happen? RIP Tina Turner! What happens when you die? What is the point of this life on Earth? SOUND OFF IN THE COMMENTS! Sal has hit the age where death feels REAL. Who started Earth and humanity? Chris explains what monks do all damn day. Think small in your day to day life to live right. The public education system is racist! Chris teaches us about why John Rockefeller is EVIL. The US debt default is giving Sal anxiety. Who are the richest people alive? Sal is obsessed with Ru Paul's house. The two babes give their theories on what will go down in the Succession Series Finale! the Ozempic weight loss drug has people SHITTING the bed LOL. AI images crash the US stock market. CHRIS IS PLAYING MSG IN SEPTEMBER BABES GET TIX!!! Chrisdcomedy.com Sal and the Jokers are coming to your city! Salvulcanocomedy.com Support the sponsors to support the show!! Download the Viator app NOW and use code VIATOR10 for 10% off your first booking. One app, over 300,000 experiences you’ll remember. Do more with Viator. Betterhelp.com/heybabe for 10% off your first month https://www.betterhelp.com/get-started/?go=true&transaction_id=1027819bb07f8e03787c373ef60b57&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=1422&utm_medium=Desktop&utm_content=&utm_term=heybabe¬_found=1&gor=start NEW MERCH IS OUT NOW!! https://www.nopreshnetwork.colortestmerch.com/collections/hey-babe Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/user/chrisdcomedy/videos Sal Vulcano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/salvulcano/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/SalVulcano Website - https://salvulcanocomedy.com/ Our Producer @TheHomelessPimp https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/ https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@homelesspimp/videos #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #SalVulcano #HeyBabe #Podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I left a good job in the city working for the man every night and day
0:25.2	but I never lost one minute. I was worrying about the way big we'll keep on
0:36.2	turning. Fried Mary keep on burning.
0:40.0	Rollin rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling on a hay bay. Shout out RIP, Tina Turner,
0:49.5	we just got the news today that she died. I know this might be come out two weeks from now,
0:53.6	but we just got the news and we're two weeks late. I'm sorry about you, DeLirica. It happened.
0:58.0	It hasn't, you know, she's passed on now. So she might be looking down. What do you think
1:02.7	happens to you when you die? Let's not even, let's not even go there because you know what?
1:07.2	When we're not recording, that's all I think about. Right. You know what I mean? I just want to say
1:11.6	real quick before you give your answer that the only time I feel like I'm ever in heaven when I'm
1:15.8	alive is when I'm having a Deets and Watson hot dog. Go ahead. Yeah. I talk to someone this weekend.
1:22.8	We're on the road in Texas and I was with Vita. Well, yeah, Texas where they say everything's bigger.
1:28.8	Yes. Yeah, we had good shows down. Give her a sexist in Texas.
1:35.0	Yes. Oh, there you go. Nice. Yes, I have. I remember it now. Great.
1:40.9	They, what was I saying? We were with Vita on the road. Oh, Texas. Okay. I just
1:46.4	don't get out of Gary Vita. It looks like a baby. Shout out Gary Vita. Look him up. He's the best.
1:51.2	He's the best. He's the best. Open up for some moral. Yes. Yeah. He's with me on the road. So I don't
1:57.6	understand. I don't want to get into it, but I don't understand how anything started. Not even the
2:02.5	big bang. Okay. Like it doesn't make any sense. How does anything anything as far back and as far
2:12.9	out as you want to go exist? What made matter? What was there before it? I know that this sounds
2:23.4	like a high college Bongs talk and I know it might be trite and I know it might be like people talk
2:28.7	about all the time, but I still will never be able to wrap my head around it. And I don't think
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