Taxidermy a Butt Plug

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2021

⏱️ 10 minutes

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Summary

The scientists riff on Amy Schumer being an asshole, Trev's trip to Hawaii, why getting milked in a hammock would rule, and how you shouldn't trust anyone in a raccoon skin hat. Plus a listener wonders about ass shaving etiquette.

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0:00.0	What the fuck is an animal or is that a book?
0:03.2	Is it book?
0:04.0	No, an animal is not a book.
0:06.0	There's a book called animals.
0:07.9	I'm sure there's a book called animals,
0:09.3	but I don't know if it's...
0:10.7	TV show, who wants to think about animals
0:13.5	turning into people turning into animals?
0:15.1	Wouldn't you need to see it?
0:16.4	I think it was a book first.
0:17.5	I love books.
0:18.3	Sounds like if you jerk off to anime porn,
0:20.7	like that you're into animals.
0:23.1	Like if you, you know what I mean?
0:24.5	Like if you're a Furby, you're also like an animal.
0:26.3	I just remember the book covers were like scaly.
0:28.2	Man, like a little, like it felt like a basketball
0:30.0	on the book cover.
0:31.0	I know what you mean,
0:31.8	but I don't even know what the hell an animal is.
0:33.5	I don't even know what a world is.
0:34.8	You're the popular book.
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