You are listening to the H&J Daily, Max Rush and Andy Jacobs with you, and we delivered a 10 out of 10 radio performance there, Andy. Well, done to you. You were marvellous. You were moaning. There's quite a lot of, and I think people like Andy Jacobs moaning. I don't like you. Well, then don't do it. I mean, you only you have the power to stop moaning. But yes, quite a lot of this podcast is Andy Jacobs moaning about Chelsea, but there were some other good fund. There were. Will Mello was in. He was on good form. We spoke to Archie Ballou, who manages the star in Bethnal Green because Alphonse Ariola turned up and DJed there, and Andy and I exposed our deep knowledge of deep cut house music.

We discussed the letters pages to the star and the sun and talked about footballers having their buttocks tattooed, amongst other things.

Yes.

And here it all is.

Good afternoon, everyone.

Good afternoon, Andy. Good afternoon, Andy.

Good afternoon, Max, and I hope my joke's going on better than Alan Cummings did at the Bafters last night.

Talk about tumbleweed. I've never heard it. Honestly, every single joke that anybody made.

Made the birthday spread look like curb your enthusiasm.

I think Larry David is a big birthday spread fan, actually.

I mean, you do have the air of Larry David. There are very, very similarities between you and Larry David. It's nice to be here, Andy. It's nice to see you. It's nice to see everyone at Talksport. I just shared a warm embrace with Simon Jordan. There, that was nice. Yes, oh, yes. I think I was trying to hug more than he was, I would say.

Yeah, he was a bit funny, really.

Hold on my headphones.

What's wrong with your headphones, Andy?

Do you know we're on air?

I know.

Do you know we're on air?

Do you want to fix it later while we have a conversation?

You can't hear it?

Can you hear me?

I can now.

No, it doesn't matter. Here we are. It's off-boding. Do you want to do the show intro again? No, I'm fine.

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