Stop asking me what books I read.

I do not read books.

I don't read books.

I never read books.

I've already told the story of the one book I've read in my adult life when I was in

a jail cell.

I don't read books any other time unless I literally am in jail.

I refuse to read books and the reason I refuse to read books is because I do something that

supplements reading books and it's called Living Life.

Reading books is a very cheap way to, I guess, entertain.

I wouldn't call it entertainment because my brain is far too advanced.

I'm too smart to read.

I'm going to sit there and go, oh, smart people read.

No.

I need action.

I need constant chaos in my life to feel content.

I need to be driving a supercar and fucking fighting, fucking a bunch of hose and champagne

and going crazy.

I can't just sit there.

Oh, and the pirate on the boat is for people with slow brains.

You know, there's different kinds of intelligence and there are smart people with slow brains.

But the smartest people in the world also have quick brains.

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