So whenever I'm in Slovakia or Hungary I dream these because the first time I came to Slovakia I had one at

petrol station and they're like a drink with chunks of aloe vera and this must have been about nine,

ten years ago and now I've seen these a few times in corner shops and stuff back then nowhere in

England had dreams of aloe vera so I was only like 21-22 and all of a sudden broke the joke I

wanted to get rich so I thought fuck yeah I'm going to import these drinks and I'm going to

sell them in England I'm going to sell supplier and I'm going to get rich so I found a contact

in Hungary who could provide them to me for like I don't know how much they were 38 pay or something

I want to sell them for about pound so then I started contacting all the super stores I was

watching drag instead of a getting distribution I thought this is hard so I emailed Morrison to

email dangerous start emailing him every day saying I had some revolutionary new health drink

that was uh guaranteed with all these bullshit results and I promised him a hundred percent

markup on it so I told him they'd buy it for 50p so I'd make 12p per bowl and it's selling for a

pound hundred percent markup made that look as a real company I'm 22 right away

eventually I get email back from Tesco saying uh everyone ignores you because everyone's

trying to get their stuff into the store so they're completing or you got email back from Tesco

saying I'm away from my uh as you know I've now left the business and my replacement is Mr.

Chris Chris something is coming in to replace me so wait a couple days I emailed Chris and said hi

Chris we need to speak urgently you're free to assessor and I were one step away from

achieving distribution pretending I spoke to the previous guy who left who never responded to me

ever so then Chris emails me like oh okay uh you better come down there so it was in Chesson

heart for cheer Tesco head office and I saw the normal job back then so I arranged a meeting like

5.30 finished working hour early walking to Tesco fucking head office in my mile and suit

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