That's a really short story. I used to eat salt. I mean, I used to eat salt. I still

eat salt. I like salt. I eat salt on everything. I'm one of them guys where I go to get the salt.

I go, oh, I already put salt on it. I'm like, no, you put your salt on it and bitch portions.

I put real salt on it. Like the ocean ain't salty enough for me. I'm a hero. Then they come at me

though. You're going to get my high blood pressure. I was like, motherfucker, I was a world champion

athlete. I spent six and hours a day in the gym. Your motherfucking ass is semi obese. Drinking

alcohol all the time. You're going to come at me about salt and heart disease. I'm going to slap

the fuck out. You better shut up. I'm healthy. Throw about these guns. My dick goes up. I'm

going to need to go up. I'm my shit's in shape. So anyway, I'm one of the people I like salt.

I like salt on everything. I even have salt on toast. If I make toast and I put butter on my toast,

I put salt. That's the level of saltiness I'm rolling in. So I used to always say,

past the salt, past the salt, past the salt. It's a very short video. Anyway, one day I was with my

keep books in coach and they were so basic for the most dangerous man I ever met. And we were sitting

there. I just finished training. A normal day. We always hope that you make it for you. Much

to make it for you. It's a past the salt. A past the salt and a past the pepper. I said,

why pepper? He goes, how are you going to fuck all those girls you fuck without pepper?

Now that makes me like a stupid thing, but that stuck in my head. This is about three years ago.

That stuck in my head. I'm like, he's right. Am I afraid of a bit of pepper? Am I food? No,

I love spicy food. I eat hot sauce to basketball and water. I just never used to read or use the

pepper. It was always just about the salt. Didn't care about the pepper. So I'm not afraid of pepper.

I'm not afraid of spice. So why did I not have the pepper? And then I used to think, maybe he's

right, how am I going to fuck all this pussy without pepper? I'm out here, lone soldier, one of the

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